Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Cut Down Your House

Imagine this: you're a lizard. You've lived in the same tree for your entire life. You've never touched the ground.The forest is so thick you've never seen the ground.

All of a sudden, some sweaty asshole with a chainsaw rumbles in. He starts up his death machine and begins hacking relentlessly into your home. You feel the shaking and swaying (especially if it's windy) of your tree--your livelihood. The tree begins to crack, bend, and lean. Suddenly, you're flying through the air as the only surface you've ever known violently falls.

You wake up, groggy, just long enough to see your home being taken away after most of its branches are set on fire. Your spine is broken... too weak to move...

This is called "progress". After all, it's "just" a tree, right? It's better off turned into pulp to make one dollar bills to shove in stripper g-strings.

13 Tree-Dwelling Animals


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